Law of probability:
The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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