Monday, December 20, 2010

unavoidable law..

Law of probability
The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 

Law of the Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem
When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings. 

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with. 

Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 

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