Law of probability:
The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.